just in time for halloween i have 2 sex toys just for your vamp lovers out there.  If you watch True Blood, you know who you are, fucking fang bangers.

Vampire Flesh Light

For the guys, get that oh so dangerous blow job from that naughty undead vixen.

"Introducing Succu Dry Sex in a Can from Fleshlight, the world’s first vampire inspired sex toy for men. Take a walk on the dark side and get familiar with this pale brew. But be careful! Though this may feel like love at first bite, make sure you have wood poised to penetrate before you get completely drained! Enjoy to excess to ensure encounters with Succu Dry are A-Positive experience."

Succu Dry in a Can

Nice Advertising photo too

For the ladies, the Twilight dong.  Sparkle Sparkle

"Who doesn't love those dark and mysterious vamps on the screen and in the books we all thumb through lustfully? That's what we thought. For those of us who fantasize about being spellbound and tantalized by the forbidden comes The Vamp. We promise this vamp won't be the only thing coming for you in the night.
The Vamp is a realistic form dildo based appropriately on our Sire's design but with a deathly pale flesh tone reminiscent of the moon's soft glow. Since it's a Tantus toy, The Vamp is made from Tantus' own unique blend of 100% Ultra-Premium Silicone. Don't be surprised if this toy seduces you, its long sleek shaft and deliciously ridged head calling out to you in the night. But don't save this for just nocturnal escapades, try taking our Vamp out in the sunlight and watch it sparkle. "

Vampire Dildo

So have it at freaks.  Instead of a smoke afterwards, have your wooden stake ready...

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I am a self admitting addict to caffeine.  I am a few cups of coffee, a handful of sodas, and some energy drinks per day kind of guy.  Sleep, ha, who needs sleep.  Fight it off.  So now, not only can you be awake like the creatures of the night.  You can drink like them too..

Blood Energy Drink

"The fruit punch flavor packs 4 hours of energy along with iron, protein, and electrolytes. Not only does Blood Energy Potion have a similar nutritional makeup to real blood, but it has the same color, look, and consistency of blood. Get real blood nutrients without that real blood taste! The re-sealable transfusion bag style pouch provides the convenient delivery of fluids for vampires and humans alike! Contains no real blood, just synthetic! "

Supposed to be nutritious just like real blood.  Add a little alcohol to this and i think we are talking Tru Blood.

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