Did the last interview today for a sweet gig. Lets hope it works out!!!! If i get this I can finally join the world again as part of the true work force!!!!!
I am a fan of the hollywood sex tape. Not because of my crazy porn addiction but because i like to call it the "fall from grace" genre. These are people that have been put on their pedistil and everyone else sees them as untouchable. Then the sex tape comes out and guess what, they are just as fucking dirty as we are.
But... there is a problem. Not all of them have a sex tape. I mean, Paris helped us out. Kim showed she could take it like a champ. But what about the others? Brit? Lindsay? Jessica? They all have been taped. We know it. They have to have been. What guy WOULDN'T want to tape that shit. Problem is, they seem to have some morals about not letting that shit out.
So in steps Hustler. Thank you Larry Flint.
Hustler has been creating parody's and knockoffs of our favorite shows and movies recently. And not to let us down created "Untrue Hollywood Stories." and guess who they start with. Lindsay. You guessed it. and why not? she was seeing the lesbian DJ for awhile so Hustler took it to the logical level we need.
" Everything from the Marilyn Monroe photo shoot to her fleeting friendship with Paris to her whirlwind lesbian romance with DJ Samantha Ronson gets covered here--in full detail and then some."
i got the job. I am not officially employed at Raymond James financial. Good for me, no more laying around being a lazy bump on a log.
Our site thereeltake.com has suddenly received a huge influx of traffic this week due to 1 of my reviews on the movie Lesbian Vampire Killers. Odd movie, but we got a ton of traffic from it.
I have put up the trailer on here as well HERE IT IS
"So kudos to you hottie you managed to get everyone else killed, thanks for being a selfish bitch. Flash forward to a doctors visit where she is pregnant with demon twins. Wow all those people died so you could still bring forward hellspawn."
This site is a site a buddy of mine and I put up a few months back. We worked together at this company as IT monkeys and we found alot of our BS time was spent talking about movies. We love movies and this guy was a NUT for movies. Did crazy research before movies came out and what not. So we figured we would put up a movie review site that was a little more blue collar.
Eighteen-year-old Matthew Kidman (Emile Hirsch) is a straight-arrow over-achiever who has never really lived life, until he falls for his new neighbor, the beautiful and seemingly innocent Danielle (Elisha Cuthbert). When Matthew discovers this perfect "girl next door" is a one-time porn star, his sheltered existence begins to spin out of control. Ultimately Danielle helps Matthew emerge from his shell and discover that sometimes you have to risk everything for the person you love - as he helps her rediscover her innocence.
If you are not offending by super hotties, porn stars, boobs and ass, then you will love this movie. Story line was good, main character girl was a HOTTIE. Didn't have many common names in it. There was one, unfortunitly I do not remember the guys name (sorry man).
http://www.thegirlnextdoormovie.com
Go check it out. Definitly one a teen movie, you know, gotta go nuts before I graduate. But was still a great movie.
It is supposed to hit the theaters April 9. Check it out.
