just in time for halloween i have 2 sex toys just for your vamp lovers out there.  If you watch True Blood, you know who you are, fucking fang bangers.

Vampire Flesh Light

For the guys, get that oh so dangerous blow job from that naughty undead vixen.

"Introducing Succu Dry Sex in a Can from Fleshlight, the world’s first vampire inspired sex toy for men. Take a walk on the dark side and get familiar with this pale brew. But be careful! Though this may feel like love at first bite, make sure you have wood poised to penetrate before you get completely drained! Enjoy to excess to ensure encounters with Succu Dry are A-Positive experience."

Succu Dry in a Can

Nice Advertising photo too

For the ladies, the Twilight dong.  Sparkle Sparkle

"Who doesn't love those dark and mysterious vamps on the screen and in the books we all thumb through lustfully? That's what we thought. For those of us who fantasize about being spellbound and tantalized by the forbidden comes The Vamp. We promise this vamp won't be the only thing coming for you in the night.
The Vamp is a realistic form dildo based appropriately on our Sire's design but with a deathly pale flesh tone reminiscent of the moon's soft glow. Since it's a Tantus toy, The Vamp is made from Tantus' own unique blend of 100% Ultra-Premium Silicone. Don't be surprised if this toy seduces you, its long sleek shaft and deliciously ridged head calling out to you in the night. But don't save this for just nocturnal escapades, try taking our Vamp out in the sunlight and watch it sparkle. "

Vampire Dildo

So have it at freaks.  Instead of a smoke afterwards, have your wooden stake ready...

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WTF is he talking about its not xmas.  Especially not here.  Its still hot as hell here.  But maybe this will put you in the xmas mood. 

here are a couple of xmas related goodies to hopefully "fill" ms clauses stocking if you get my meaning... you do right?   Cause that cashier at winn dixie did, the security guard was not friendly when he asked me to leave.

Xmas candy.  Just like grandma used to make.  But grandma had some problems too.

VixensToy: Santa with Penis (Chocolate)

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Oh yeah boy!!!

Well, maybe boy.  I see these as a little more for the prettier gender. 

I personally get nothing from playing with my own nipples short of hooking the car battery to them and saying "floor it!!!"  But for those lovely ladies that do get more out of it, this may or not be for you.  I am not reviewing, just putting these out as i thought they were interesting and would be all about it if the wife wanted to get them... how about it honey?

VixensToys: Mini Nipple Suckers

let me know if anyone orders them and dig them.  might help persuade the little woman...

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